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Bang Gun


 

 

An old style pistol is raised, the trigger is pulled and a flag unfurls from the barrel, stating in big bold letters: Bang!
 
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Bang Gun

21773 05201

$2.50


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Gray Hare

Getting gray hairs?  This is not Goshman’s gray hair but Goshman’s gray hare! 

This funny foam rabbit is the perfect addition to your comedy or children's magic routine. Get yours today! Hare today gone tomorrow. Get two and split hares.

Hare Height Approximately 5 1/2" (14cm)
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Gray Hare

022642

$2.95

 

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Invisible Dog Leash

 

 

The perfect pet. An invisible dog on a leash. Take the dog for a walk any time you wish. You'll be the envy of the neighborhood because you won't have to clean up after this pet. Requires no food.
 

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Invisible Dog Leash

21773 31068

$6.95

 

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Kids Card

 

Like my Kids Card

 

This is a small baseball style card with a picture of two young goats on it. 
Wanna see a picture of my kids. Hi Gloss Finish.      

 

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Kids Card

038320

$0.30

 

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My Clown Story

 

    

 

This is a hilarious. Uses the Pride & Joy, My Kids, plus five more cards. Tell a cute Story of your family with ever turn of the cards.

 
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My Clown Story

013542

$5.95

 

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Pride & Joy Card

Pride and Joy Cards

"Take a look at my pride and you." This is along the same lines as the "My Kids" and will get your audience laughing.

 
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Pride & Joy Card

038322

$0.30

 

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Secret Card

 

 

Wanna see the secret. Add this one to the Pride & Joy, My kids, etc. The business size card  is blank on the back so that you can put your information on it. Lots of puns here. When they say they can keep the secret give it to them. Let me give you my secret business card. Does everyone ask how you did the trick?  Don't tell them just give the secret card. Now you can share your secrets without upsetting any magicians.

 

Secret Card Single $0.25

Buy 5 Secret Cards for $1.00
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Secret Card

 

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Small Check

 

 

These small checks are about 1.5 x 3 inches and are now available from the First National Bank of Nowhere. You get about 50 checks per pad. Ask the person if they can take a small check then peel one of the checks off the pad for a great laugh. Looks  like a small version of  a real check . You may want to get a couple of pads as your friends and associates will want one also. 

 
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Small Check

013459

$2.50

 

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Something For Nothing Pocket Size

 

Pocket size trick that travels anywhere. Comes with 12 cards and a tiny wallet to keep them in. Included are Something, Nothing, This ,That, My card and many more. Many routines are possible.  You get all 12 cards, a wallet and complete routine.
Description Qty Item Number Price Click to Add
Something for Nothing Pocket Size

013086

$4.50

 

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Something For Nothing Stage Size

 

Same type of thing as above but in stage size version with heavier weight card stock. You get seven funny cards in this version. There's a This, a That, a Something, a Nothing, a Little Something, a big Nothing and a Little Nothing.  Comes with a suggested routine. 

 
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Something for Nothing Stage Size

013046

$12.50

 

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Three Carrot Ring

 

 

What every female desires. A full three carrot ring. Your are bound to get her attention and she will never forget you when you give her this ring. Tell folks you got a three carrot ring for your birthday and when they see it the laughter will roar. This one won't take three months salary to pay off.

 

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Three Carrot Ring

025070

$3.00

 

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Zipper Banana

 

 

Natures perfect food just ran into the Atomic age. A banana that can be zipped up when you're done with it. Supply your own banana to go inside the zipper banana. Great gag!   

 
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Zipper Banana

006371

$5.00

 

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